It Came From Cum Cabana!
IT CAME FROM CUM CABANA!
a short by devin day.
Nicole was a bitch, and everyone knew it. Even the oldest, most out-of-the-loop, Deacon of her church (Our lady of Fatuousness, The Second Church of Trinitarian Baptist Methods) deliberately avoided her becoming aware of his existence, on the count of how much of a bitch she was.
Her mother died of crabs when she was only 16; the mother, not Nicole. Darling Nikki was two at the time. She always attributed her cynical attitude about humanity to those factors. However, she was such a bitch that no one accepted that as an excuse. She was just a bitch.
But not a single person- not even her porn addicted father- knew that Nicole was also a whore. “Who then, if not people, could she possibly whore to?” you might ask. Lo, Nicole sexually molested sick pets at the animal nursing home she volunteered at. Talk about a dichotomy. Sheesh.
Worst of all, on November the twelf, she documented the experience on film and posted it to the internet using her mobile device. “What has the world come to? Cum Cabana! Cum on in!”
This is the earth as we know it: a few billion years old, filthy, and submerged far to deep into this symbiotic vendetta it mistakenly agreed to become a part of called life, in which, the current species it gave way to dominance, has grown so pompous with technology that they consider a synthesized saw shaped sound wave to be more art that the brushing of the wind past their ears. But still, the whole of existence, be it this dishonorable, in comparison to Nicole the bitch sucking on a sick puppies dick, isnt that bad.